pzzaplease:

juodaanviinaa:

fuzzypigs:

claybabay:

NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE

NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR MONEY

WAHT

WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM

NEED EXPERIENCE FOR JOB

NEED JOB TO GET EXPERIENCE

NEED CAR FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR CAR

90% of my anxiety in a text post

(via chizawesome)


humansofnewyork:

"I’ve done nothing horrible. And nothing heroic."

humansofnewyork:

"I’ve done nothing horrible. And nothing heroic."


noobtheloser:

"Day four hundred and sixty three in captivity. I am crestfallen."

(via tastefullyoffensive)


ruinedchildhood:

WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THIS EVER

(via chizawesome)


She Used to be Mine (live)
Sara Bareilles

Sara Bareilles performs “She Used to be Mine” from the musical Waitress. (x)

OHMYGOD I CANT BREATHE

(via sarabareillesbraveenough)


inseparablemind:

WHAT I ACCOMPLISHED IN 2013 IS

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WHAT I ACCOMPLISHED IN 2013 IS

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sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer."

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lisafer:

errandofmercy:

oh my god Emma

*crying massive buckets of mommy feels*

I needed this today. :)

(via theashleyclements)


vinebox:

Men Vs Spider

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tastefullyoffensive:

If Disney Princesses Were Actually Sloths by Jen Lewis

Previously: Nicolas Cage as Disney Princesses